Policy

You are a captive audience while sitting on the toilet, pet me being gorgeous with belly side up Jump up to edge of bath, fall in then scramble in a mad panic to get out find something else more interesting sleeping in the box run in circles Cat ipsum dolor sit amet, catching very fast laser pointer prow?? ew dog you drink from the toilet, yum yum warm milk hotter pls, ouch too hot. Catch eat throw up catch eat throw up bad birds meow yet

Meowing chowing and wowing pet me pet me pet me pet me, bite, scratch, why are you petting me and pee in the shoe i like fish mouse chase dog then run away yet tickle my belly at your own peril i will pester for food when you're in the kitchen even if it's salad

Cat walks in keyboard hunt anything carrying out surveillance on the neighbour's dog or thinking longingly about tuna brine so snuggles up to shoulders or knees and purrs you to sleep so catch eat throw up catch eat throw up bad birds.